my flirting technique.
oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and nobody will kiss your scars and you will not be like effie and freddie you’ve got to be your own fucking hero and surround yourself with positivity
Best thing I have ever read on Tumblr. Ever.
let me just park my fucking squid
Solar Road Trip
"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.
"Mom," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!"
this is cute.
poor pluto :(
MY ABSOLUTE NEW FAVOURITE POST. JESUS CHRIST. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. ALL OF THIS.
How the fuck do you do this on accident.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU OPEN TWENTY FIVE SONGS BY MISTAKE
OH MY GOD
I FUCKING LOVE POP PUNK SO MUCH I JUST WANT TO KICK A HOLE IN THE WALL WITH HAPPINESS THIS POST MAKES ME SO HAPPY
I knew there was a reason I chose Chespin as my starter.